Bee Movie – 5/10

This movie gets a 5/10 because it was completely mediocre in every way I can think of. The dialogue was 100% mediocre. I think I cracked a vague smile once or twice and a vague chuckle once or twice as well, but beyond that, the plot didn’t do a lot for me. I have to say, it was pretty different than what I expected, but I don’t know if that is a good or bad thing. Probably neither.

Jerry Seinfeld was fine, but he wasn’t living up to his Seinfeld standards. It just seemed too forced, like someone else wrote a movie for him based on who he actually is, like they watched every Seinfeld episode and spent a week at his house and said, I know you, and then wrote this for him. That’s how it seems anyway. So it’s odd to think that he had so much to do with this. The bee in the movie even wears clothes he would wear.

Oh well. I didn’t think this was going to be a masterpiece or anything, so I wasn’t really let down.

~ by annemarieparade on April 23, 2008.